Beating up the wrong guy
As I ask you to focus on
Oh man! look at those cavemen go
From Ibeza to the norfolk broads
It's on Amerika's tortured brow
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
Now the workers have struck for fame
As they ask her to focus on
It's the freakiest show
It's the freakiest show
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
But her mummy is yelling "No"
Take a look at the Lawman
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Is there life on Mars?
And she's hooked to the silver screen
It's about to be writ again
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
He's in the best selling show
She could spit in the eyes of fools
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
But the film is a saddening bore
See the mice in their million hordes
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
He's in the best selling show
Take a look at the lawman
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
Beating up the wrong guy
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
For she's lived it ten times or more
And her daddy has told her to go
But the film is a saddening bore