But the film is a saddening bore
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now the workers have struck for fame
From Ibeza to the norfolk broads
Is there life on Mars?
Beating up the wrong guy
He's in the best selling show
But the film is a saddening bore
Oh man! look at those cavemen go
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
It's about to be writ again
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
See the mice in their million hordes
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
To the seat with the clearest view
Now she walks through her sunken dream
And her daddy has told her to go
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
And she's hooked to the silver screen
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
It's the freakiest show
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
As I ask you to focus on
He's in the best selling show
As they ask her to focus on
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
But her mummy is yelling "No"
It's on Amerika's tortured brow
Take a look at the Lawman