And I can do you every song, Hank Williams ever wrote
Long before Rodriguez stole that goat
Talking 'bout my earrings and my hair
The loud mouth in the corner's gettin' to me
Where bikers stare at cowboys who are laughing at the hippies
And sound a lot like David Allen Coe
They tell me, I look like Merle Haggard
I've been the Rhinestone Cowboy for so long, I can't remember
And I sound a lot like David Allen Coe
Who are praying they'll get out of here alive
I've won every fight, I've ever fought
The loud mouth in the corner's gettin' to me
I guess he ain't read the signs that say I been to prison
She said, Jimmy Rabbit turned her on to my last album
And I still do all the sad ones that I know
And the bar maid in the last town that we played in
Someone ought to warn him 'fore I knock him off his chair
'Cause I can sing all them songs about Texas
And I can sing all them songs about Texas
Hey, I don't need some turkey telling me that I ain't country
Where bikers stare at cowboys who are laughing at the hippies
'Cause my longhair just can't cover up my red neck
I can't help it, I look like Merle Haggard
Yeah, Johny Cash helped me get out of prison
And I still do all the sad ones that I know
Knew the words to every song I'd wrote
And sayin' I ain't worth the damned ol' ticket that he bought
But the country deejays, all think I'm an outlaw
Just about the time the jukebox broke
Who are praying they'll get outta here alive
And they'd never come to see me in this dive
