Where bikers stare at cowboys who are laughing at the hippies
Someone ought to warn him 'fore I knock him off his chair
She said, Jimmy Rabbit turned her on to my last album
And I sound a lot like David Allen Coe
And I still do all the sad ones that I know
And sayin' I ain't worth the damned ol' ticket that he bought
I can't help it, I look like Merle Haggard
They tell me, I look like Merle Haggard
And they'd never come to see me in this dive
And I can sing all them songs about Texas
Knew the words to every song I'd wrote
Yeah, Johny Cash helped me get out of prison
Where bikers stare at cowboys who are laughing at the hippies
Talking 'bout my earrings and my hair
Just about the time the jukebox broke
But the country deejays, all think I'm an outlaw
The loud mouth in the corner's gettin' to me
Long before Rodriguez stole that goat
And I still do all the sad ones that I know
Who are praying they'll get out of here alive
'Cause my longhair just can't cover up my red neck
'Cause I can sing all them songs about Texas
I guess he ain't read the signs that say I been to prison
Hey, I don't need some turkey telling me that I ain't country
The loud mouth in the corner's gettin' to me
And sound a lot like David Allen Coe
Who are praying they'll get outta here alive
And I can do you every song, Hank Williams ever wrote
I've been the Rhinestone Cowboy for so long, I can't remember
I've won every fight, I've ever fought
And the bar maid in the last town that we played in
