She said "Be true to yourself and you can't go wrong
He said, "Stop what you're doin' get down upon your knees
I was born, an original sinner
The missionary man, he was followin' me
My mother told me good, my mother told me strong
I've a message for you that you better believe"
You can fool with your brother but don't mess with a missionary man"
Oh the missionary man, he's got God on his side
Don't mess with a missionary man
Missionary man
He's got the saints and apostles backin' up from behind
He's a man with a mission got a serious mind
Don't mess with a missionary man
Don't mess with a missionary man
But there's just one thing that you must understand
Black eyed looks from those Bible books
Missionary man
Don't mess with a missionary man
There'd be a mountain of money
There was a woman in the jungle and a monkey on a tree
If I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done
I was born from original sin
Don't mess with a missionary man
And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done
Missionary man
Don't mess with a missionary man
There'd be a mountain of money, piled up to my chin
