Where upper-crust tragedies abound
And all you ever dreamed of was the cost
But you were surely still an actress
Where there's gold, there's a gold digger
The promise, the pain, the valor, the rage
You know that life all too well
Where there's gold, there's a gold digger
Older men would find attractive
But movies never made you famous
And all you ever cared about got lost
You throw yourself into their arms
Box up your gloves and your down coats
Bound for the sun and the west coast
But no one's ever there to take you home
Hold up your hands for the bow and the wave
You know it's touch a little too well
Where there's gold, there's a gold digger
Mistresses have all the fun
Where there's gold, there's a gold digger
You throw yourself into their arms
Where there's gold, there's a gold digger
Where there's gold, there's a gold digger
The guy at the door and the bar back
All your dreams got lost or traded
Mistresses have all the fun
They know your face, oh so well
A tip for the girl at the coat check
