Tell 'em what to do John
And a brand new Japanese yacht
Off the folks on insurance plan
He sits in his jacuzzi and he watches the sun go down
When he got off the highball train
I tell her what my poppa said to my momma
My wife, she waits on tables and at night she rubs my back
Wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray
Poppa and momma wanted all for us they never had
I tell her what my poppa said to my momma
My wife, she waits on tables and at night she rubs my back
I guess he makes about a million dollars a year
Well, they like to get together and talk about all the things they got
Wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray
I said, “Wake me up early, be good to my dogs
He feels real sorry for me, I'm the black sheep of the family
He's gotta big long Mercedes Benz and a house overlooking the town
Big brother, little brother, sister too, none of them turned out half bad
I drive me a big ol' semi truck, I'm making payments on a two room shack
He buys her big rings and diamonds
Accept me, I'm the black sheep of the family
He bought her a big ol' racing horse and a funny looking little dog
But they never mention me, I'm the black sheep of the family
I drive me a big ol' semi truck, I'm making payments on a two room shack
When he got off the highball train
Big brother went to college and became a doctor man
My little sister married a banker, he owns a country club
