He sits in his jacuzzi and he watches the sun go down
Tell 'em what to do John
Big brother went to college and became a doctor man
My wife, she waits on tables and at night she rubs my back
I drive me a big ol' semi truck, I'm making payments on a two room shack
I drive me a big ol' semi truck, I'm making payments on a two room shack
My little sister married a banker, he owns a country club
He's gotta big long Mercedes Benz and a house overlooking the town
And a brand new Japanese yacht
Well, they like to get together and talk about all the things they got
Accept me, I'm the black sheep of the family
Wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray
He feels real sorry for me, I'm the black sheep of the family
I tell her what my poppa said to my momma
Off the folks on insurance plan
He buys her big rings and diamonds
Big brother, little brother, sister too, none of them turned out half bad
I tell her what my poppa said to my momma
When he got off the highball train
When he got off the highball train
Wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray
But they never mention me, I'm the black sheep of the family
He bought her a big ol' racing horse and a funny looking little dog
My wife, she waits on tables and at night she rubs my back
Poppa and momma wanted all for us they never had
I said, “Wake me up early, be good to my dogs
I guess he makes about a million dollars a year
