Lisa, your list is gettin' long
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
Pushy guys and fast movers
Here's to findin' a good man
Blind dates and horror stories
And the cold mistreaters
Here's to the superficial players
Let's have a toast, let's have a toast
And girls, you know me, I just want a good kisser
Enough stories to last all night
Here's to findin' a good man
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man
About the trials and tribulations of findin' Mr. Right
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
Here's to the superficial players
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
And the cold mistreaters
Here's to the superficial players
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
Let's dedicate this girls' night out
And the cold mistreaters
Angie, you want a listener
We've got a bucket of Corona
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
It's so hard findin' a good man
To big talkers, bad losers
Of findin' a good man
Julie, I know you want perfection
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man