Findin' a Good Man [Alternate Intro][Alternate Take]

Blind dates and horror stories

Here's to the superficial players
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
And the cold mistreaters

To big talkers, bad losers
Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
Here's to the superficial players

Here's to the superficial players
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
Lisa, your list is gettin' long
Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man
Julie, I know you want perfection
Let's dedicate this girls' night out

To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
Let's have a toast, let's have a toast
We've got a bucket of Corona
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand

Here's to the liars and the cheaters
Here's to findin' a good man

Of findin' a good man
It's so hard findin' a good man

If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
And the cold mistreaters
And girls, you know me, I just want a good kisser

Here's to the liars and the cheaters
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
About the trials and tribulations of findin' Mr. Right
Enough stories to last all night
Angie, you want a listener
Here's to findin' a good man
Pushy guys and fast movers
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
And the cold mistreaters