We've got a bucket of Corona
Here's to findin' a good man
And the cold mistreaters
Enough stories to last all night
Let's have a toast, let's have a toast
And girls, you know me, I just want a good kisser
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
Lisa, your list is gettin' long
Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man
Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man
It's so hard findin' a good man
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
And the cold mistreaters
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
Here's to the superficial players
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
Angie, you want a listener
Here's to the superficial players
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
And the cold mistreaters
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
Blind dates and horror stories
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
Here's to the superficial players
Let's dedicate this girls' night out
About the trials and tribulations of findin' Mr. Right
Pushy guys and fast movers
To big talkers, bad losers
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
Of findin' a good man
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
Julie, I know you want perfection
Here's to findin' a good man
