Findin' a Good Man

And the cold mistreaters
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
And girls, you know me, I just want a good kisser

Let's have a toast, let's have a toast

Angie, you want a listener
Here's to the superficial players
Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
Let's dedicate this girls' night out

Julie, I know you want perfection
Enough stories to last all night

Here's to the liars and the cheaters
We've got a bucket of Corona
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
Here's to the superficial players

Here's to findin' a good man
And the cold mistreaters

Here's to the liars and the cheaters
Pushy guys and fast movers
To big talkers, bad losers
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
Here's to findin' a good man
Lisa, your list is gettin' long
Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers

Here's to the liars and the cheaters
It's so hard findin' a good man
And the cold mistreaters

Here's to the superficial players
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
Blind dates and horror stories
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
Of findin' a good man

About the trials and tribulations of findin' Mr. Right