Findin' a Good Man

About the trials and tribulations of findin' Mr. Right
Lisa, your list is gettin' long

And the cold mistreaters
It's so hard findin' a good man
Let's have a toast, let's have a toast
Julie, I know you want perfection
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
Let's dedicate this girls' night out
Of findin' a good man
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand

Enough stories to last all night
To big talkers, bad losers
And girls, you know me, I just want a good kisser
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
Here's to the superficial players

Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man
Here's to the superficial players
Here's to findin' a good man

And the cold mistreaters

We've got a bucket of Corona
Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man

Pushy guys and fast movers
And the cold mistreaters
Here's to the superficial players
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand

Here's to the liars and the cheaters
Blind dates and horror stories
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand

Angie, you want a listener

Here's to findin' a good man
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand