If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
We've got a bucket of Corona
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
Pushy guys and fast movers
And the cold mistreaters
Blind dates and horror stories
Julie, I know you want perfection
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
And the cold mistreaters
Lisa, your list is gettin' long
Here's to findin' a good man
Here's to findin' a good man
Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man
Let's have a toast, let's have a toast
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
And the cold mistreaters
To big talkers, bad losers
Angie, you want a listener
It's so hard findin' a good man
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
Here's to the superficial players
And girls, you know me, I just want a good kisser
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
Here's to the superficial players
Let's dedicate this girls' night out
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
Of findin' a good man
Enough stories to last all night
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
Here's to the superficial players
About the trials and tribulations of findin' Mr. Right
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
