Findin' a Good Man

If you hear me, girls, raise your hand

To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
About the trials and tribulations of findin' Mr. Right

Angie, you want a listener
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
And girls, you know me, I just want a good kisser
Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man
Pushy guys and fast movers
Of findin' a good man
Julie, I know you want perfection

Here's to the liars and the cheaters

If you hear me, girls, raise your hand

We've got a bucket of Corona
Let's have a toast, let's have a toast
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
To big talkers, bad losers
And the cold mistreaters
Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man
Here's to the superficial players
Here's to the liars and the cheaters
Enough stories to last all night
And the cold mistreaters
Here's to findin' a good man
It's so hard findin' a good man
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
Here's to the superficial players
And the cold mistreaters
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand
Here's to the superficial players
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
Let's dedicate this girls' night out
Lisa, your list is gettin' long

Here's to findin' a good man

If you hear me, girls, raise your hand

Blind dates and horror stories