It's not the kind of stuff you want to save and harbor away
Join us next time when we discuss disgusting enemas
It takes on a bouquet that I should say is naturally scented
Broads don't see it, since they don't got these
Listen by the window, you can hear him moanin', yuck
Survive dehydration, guzzle your own cup full
Err, you must respect yourself
In the studio when you gotta go, you gotta go
Some say digestible, even edible
If you was stranded out to sea, alone and in trouble
Born of the pleads that needs a P in geniuses
Funded by friends of ours who's generous
Some day you may even show your son
How to use it to make potassium nitrate for gunpowder
And I am about to kick it all up in here, stand by for kickin'
All pro, check the stats, his style scorin'
Fo' real, bow down and suck his knees
Even if one drip should slide down the bottle side
First, you wreck yourself, hey man, you made a rhyme
Or waitin' until we get there, say two or three minutes
Reality show, how far would you go to get a nickel?
If any contestant splash, he's disqualified
Remember, tomorrow is garbage day
He's like a rap God
Tempted by a empty can of Guinness
Put a bum in a even better pickle
You don't wanna miss and let the cactus get to oozin'
Yes it is for I am a rap God from beyond the moon
I am the kicker er, not you, you kick elsewhere
Yeah, when it's fresh, it's sterile
Everybody talkin' 'bout pistols, gats is borin'
While you at it, double check that Cristal you're pourin'
He came with a new topic to flip you, vats of urine
He's like a big log that you find in your toilet
Before you flow, make sure you practice or you losin'
Once it gets ripened and fermented
Conveniences, thank God she's not a ho
Let alone a buck
