I jam over sting, see spots red
Sofa King
A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse
Belle, the cat, who the hell is that, near the middle?
The feds tried to torture him for the secret recipe
Excuse you, any room in the class front?
And trick a honey dip, into a game of strip limbo
Scared of a bunch of water, then get out the rain
Knock, Mouse is a made man
One guy tried to bite the heat
Sssst, it's hot, off the griddle
I am, Sofa King
This was when the mask was brand-spankin' new
You could tell by his blooming room service charge
That's when he discovered the other, other white meat
Came to take the cake, whether it's a lot or a little
Bzzt, felt no pain
Kept all his earnings in the bank and his shoe
Now repeat all, very fast, please
Ka-boom, doom is nervous large
I am Sofa King, we Todd, Ed"
Discretely, with the CD, 'til they be completely bunkered
Oh, the one, they hate so well
Before it got rusted, from drankin' all the brew
For a blast of the blunt, shroomin' since last month
To all fake rappers, twenty-three skidoo
They came to ask him for, at least, some new tracks
Then, kick a lungee off the tip of his timbo
Got y'all but it's not all beer and Skittles
Doom a human in the mask, born to stunt
He said, "Try scan, no thing, three-card dead
Used to rent a van from Peter Pan, the red and tan
He sure keeps it psycho, like the old Bates motel
Hmm, nah, she could get messy
I am Sofa King
Dark and tall to boot
Crystal clear to the jock or the tittle
Of course, his technique was from a divine source
No speaka de English, I only do the math"
And keep the human foot for his dead man's hand
Keep your streets, we got the city neatly conquered
His own brand of shit, if only he could bottle it
Spat what he knew, energy for true
Prepare the vittles, got riddles and spittles
Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain
Faster
But only got confronted by the beast with two backs
His brain was saturated with cocaine and Rogaine
Danger zoomin' past, mad, fast on the hunt
He said, "It's no use, I only know half
We, Todd, Ed
Never new the price of ice or what swine cost
I am so fucking retarded
Odd, he couldn't find no remorse
No, no, not so fast, loses meaning
The only thing was wrong was, he was bald as a Klute
Stankin' too, pew
Villain, laid it down, like the best laid plan
Fly man, go for bling, he got bled
The fans demanded it, handled it, swallow it
Sofa King
