Them calls me the funkdafied, funkalistic, vocalistic
Meaning I got the shit that a get'cha bent
So, so, so funkdafied
I provide the funkdafied sound to make you move on
Tearin' the roof off this motha like Parliament
Well, it's the G H the E T T O, nigga
I passed the mic to the Brat and yo I passed it back
For yo jeep it's the B R A T
(Why?)
I'm on a roll in control like Janet, damnit!
With the real shit, we got the shit you can't fuck wit
I know, that's why I keep hittin' 'em with this grammar
Lettin' niggas know that I'm the real mama jama
(Why?)
It's that ghetto west bitch and I'm so, so Def
It's like that and as a matter of fact, when it comes to the Brat
So let's take a ride with the Brat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat on that ass
Nigga, that's my click, nigga, that's who I rolls with
Open up, open up and let the funk flow in
From this nigga named J and his new found friend
And we kicks nothing but the fat shit
There's a new tag team in town, nigga, whoomp, there it is
Straight to the head like a chronic sack
So, so, so funkdafied
And freak this duet just like Ashford and Simpson
We make you move from side to side
Brat and J.D. comin' like that big baby
(Ranch, oh, the funk bandit and they can't handle it)
So lay back and listen as I catch up on my pimpin'
So, so, so funkdafied
I'm hittin' switches like Eric on the solo creep
And since this ain't no honeymoon, I'm here to stay
I got the shit that'll make your neck snap back
And the way we comin' at ya, baby, we can't miss
Puttin' it down, puttin' it down, ain't no thing to me
Wella sistas and fellas, it's time to get your groove on
Hummin-ah, hummin-ah, comin' up at ya like Ralph K
'Cause I'm so, so, so funkdafied
So, so, so funkdafied
Puttin' the dip in your hip from right to left
So, so, so funkdafied
It's S O S O D E F dynamite
So, so, so funkdafied
And ain't too many hoes that can hang with me
So, so, so funkdafied
Breakin' these fools off proper like
Because we so funkdafied
So, so, so funkdafied