Open up, open up and let the funk flow in
So, so, so funkdafied
'Cause I'm so, so, so funkdafied
So, so, so funkdafied
Them calls me the funkdafied, funkalistic, vocalistic
It's S O S O D E F dynamite
So, so, so funkdafied
There's a new tag team in town, nigga, whoomp, there it is
And ain't too many hoes that can hang with me
For yo jeep it's the B R A T
So, so, so funkdafied
(Why?)
So, so, so funkdafied
Because we so funkdafied
It's like that and as a matter of fact, when it comes to the Brat
I got the shit that'll make your neck snap back
Hummin-ah, hummin-ah, comin' up at ya like Ralph K
Straight to the head like a chronic sack
With the real shit, we got the shit you can't fuck wit
So lay back and listen as I catch up on my pimpin'
Wella sistas and fellas, it's time to get your groove on
From this nigga named J and his new found friend
Lettin' niggas know that I'm the real mama jama
I'm on a roll in control like Janet, damnit!
Nigga, that's my click, nigga, that's who I rolls with
(Why?)
I provide the funkdafied sound to make you move on
(Ranch, oh, the funk bandit and they can't handle it)
And since this ain't no honeymoon, I'm here to stay
We make you move from side to side
And we kicks nothing but the fat shit
I passed the mic to the Brat and yo I passed it back
Tearin' the roof off this motha like Parliament
So, so, so funkdafied
So, so, so funkdafied
Well, it's the G H the E T T O, nigga
Puttin' the dip in your hip from right to left
Brat and J.D. comin' like that big baby
Puttin' it down, puttin' it down, ain't no thing to me
And the way we comin' at ya, baby, we can't miss
It's that ghetto west bitch and I'm so, so Def
Breakin' these fools off proper like
I'm hittin' switches like Eric on the solo creep
I know, that's why I keep hittin' 'em with this grammar
And freak this duet just like Ashford and Simpson
So, so, so funkdafied
Meaning I got the shit that a get'cha bent
So let's take a ride with the Brat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat on that ass