A motherfuckin' role model
Pimpin' hoes out here drivin' caddies
I wanna be just like U
Talkin' nasty shit, bizarre wont stop
When I grow up
When I grow up
Knowing damn well Bizarre shouldn't have a baby
I wanna be just like U
I wanna be just like U
Sell crack to your auntie Denise
You're eight years old, it's time to start fuckin'
You know daddy wont give you the wrong advice
I'm prepared, yeah, yeah
Yes I do
Make her get on the ground and suck some more dick
Son, your daddy got a foul mouth
Yes I do
Nas is probably gon' hate me
Don't go to school, become a catholic priest
I wanna be just like U
I wanna be just like U
Yes I do
When I grow up
When I grow up
Don't you realize Bizarre don't give a fuck?
If auntie Denise is short 40 cent
Yes I do
Yes I do
When I grow up
When I grow up
When I grow up
Yes I do
Yes I do
Nah, I'm playin' leave her sumptin'
When I grow up
A sick mind, raping an old lady
I wanna be just like U
Shot's in your ass, catchin' diseases
When I grow up
I fuck two twins, with a midget on top
When I grow up
If your wife is pregnant I call her a whore
For fuckin' bitches in they foul mouth
Runnin' round town, fuckin' these geezers
Tell them bitches to suck my dick
Yes I do
Matta fact smack her until she's a slut
I wanna be just like U
Yes I do
Yes I do
When I grow up
Leave her no money and go out on tour
I wanna be just like U
When I grow up
When I grow up
I wanna be just like U
Yes I do
All I can tell you how to do is pop pills and stay high
Why they let bizarre rap on Hi-Tek track?
When I grow up
Yes I do
Yes I do
I wanna be just like U
When I grow up
I wanna be just like U
When Mos Def hear this he probably gon' suffocate me
I wanna be just like U
All I can teach you, learn how to mac
Yes I do
All he gon' do is talk about whores and smoking crack
I can't help it, my group's D12
All we do is pop pills and stay in jail
I pack a hotdog and a fuckin' dirty muffin
When I grow up
Yes I do
Smoke crack, smack a bitch when she talk back
Smoke weed and listen to Obie Trice
I wanna be just like U
You're my son, I'm trynna teach you sumpin'
I wanna be just like U
I wanna be just like U
You don't wanna be just like your daddy
Yes I do
