Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Tammy Baker must be losing her faith, yeah
Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave
Tammy Baker's got a lot on her plate
Kathy Straker boy could she lose some weight
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
And here comes Mrs.Hairy Legs
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
And the sugar that dripped from the violin's bow
Made the children go crazy, put a hole in the tooth of a hag
Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave
But it went by me sickly sentimental
Can I buy another slice of real estate?
Tammy Baker, Tammy Baker
I saw Elvis Presley walk out of a Seven Eleven
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Cars are shooting by with no number plates
We're all tempting fate
I don't know what tune did the orchestra played
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
And dogs are on the road
And a woman gave birth to a baby and then bowled 257
Liberace must be laughing in his grave
And you wander the streets never reaching the heights that you seek
Will cushion the impact as you sink like a stone
Now the excess of fat on your American bones
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?
The band of the night take you to ethereal heights over dinner
Cheap Picasso, cheap Picasso fake