Walter and Eric said they'd
The Vatican said, "No, it belongs to Rome"
Fearin' for his life
Landed just a little south of Moline
Jody fell out of his tractor
Jody fell out of his tractor
Laid on the ground and shook
And Jody said, "It's mine
Couldn't believe what he seen
About raising the Mars tax
Put him on a network TV show
Spiro came and made a speech
Laid on the ground shakin'
The Vatican said, "The Lord has come"
And a scientist said, "It was Mars gas"
Oh, the newspapers came
And you can have it for seventeen million"
And made Jody a national hero
Fearin' for his life
Oh, it came out of the sky
The White House said
"It was a communist plot"
Couldn't believe what he seen
Screamin', "It came out of the sky"
Then he ran all the way to town
And Ronnie the popular said
"Put the thing in the blue room"
Then he ran all the way to town
Well, a crowd gathered 'round
Hollywood rushed out an epic film
