Only When I'm Drunk

One, two, one, two
A hunk of that funk
'Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be
Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes
I'm trippin' it must be that brew that I was sippin'
I make hip-hop fans say yes, yes
I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
It happens only when I'm drunk
I get uh, damn I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk
It goes, one for the chronic, two for the amnesia
I get drunk and start talking more shit
Goddamn, I gotta piss, I pass the mic to Mr. Shift
People call me Shift, I keep a fifth in my trunk
Crazy Town, yo y'all just not known'
One, two, one, two

Yeah, I'm good bad, dope I'm freaky fresh
Crazy's comin' through you know we're gonna blow up

I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when I'm drunk
'Cause I move like, I'm smooth like I'm Harry Belafonte

Yeah, only when I'm drunk

Yeah, one, two, one, two
Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper

Nah, keep it going
A hunk of that funk

Want to get up but can't move
Sippin' colt forty fever, when I'm coolin' with my people
Only when I'm drunk, I sing a song like this

Only when I'm drunk
One, two, one, two
Drink like Mr.Wendall, smoke bud like Dr. Dre

Hold on, turn that beat off
That's 'cause I'm old enough to do that type of shit
It happens only when I'm drunk
All the ho's know them doobie bros
I need a chunk, no better yet
What the fuck was I trying to prove?
And when I got a gun in my hand, you better get out
I need a chunk, no better yet
I'm the crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
Feels like I'm stuck in a groove
All up in this bitch with the Gin and Tanqueray
Yeah, only when I'm drunk

Fucked up, tore back, I need to take a piss
Yeah, only when I'm drunk
'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin
Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le
False alarm, I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm

Yeah, only when I'm drunk
My grandma and your grandma, sittin' by the fire
I got a knack for downin' four-o's
Only when I'm drunk
Got ho's in East Columbus like I'm Billy D. Rico

Only when I'm drunk
Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin
I get uh, damn I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk
When I get drunk, I might even call my daddy a punk
That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker
Yeah, but only when I'm drunk
One too many, I reckon, feelin' I got to hurl any second
Hold up, wait, I think I'm gonna throw up