But I've cut it down to one and your name's at the top
Won't you share a common disaster?
A common disaster
A common disaster
But I'm not too concerned 'cause I will get him in the end
He's got a plan to steal my little sister
A common disaster
Won't you share a common disaster?
And just keep the Caddy moving
I had a long list of names that I kept in my back pocket
So now I'm writing fairy tales to catch the spirit of revenge
Going to find me someone to share
Run away with me from a life so cramped and dull
Share with me a common disaster
I found myself a friend but he's crooked as a stick in water
Share with me a common disaster
Not worry too much about the happily-ever-after
Won't you share a common disaster?
Till we're well beyond that hill
Share with me a common disaster
