Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball
I turn around and stumble away and there go the homies with
'Cuz, bustas be acting stupid, and stupidness is fatal
Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball
The club is gettin' packed and the party is jumpin'
Two freaks walked in and they was lookin' for a vic
She's sittin' at a stool at the other side of the bar
Let's, hop in the Q and go somewhere and kick it like some trojans
This ain't The Commodores but this brick house got me on zoom
Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball
Another double shot of yak and I'm on the dancefloor bumpin'
But they, kept on passin' me by 'cuz they can recognize a trick
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
But that's only the beginning, 'cause the
Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball
I take a look up at the clock, I wonder where the homies at
I guess there go my chances of gettin' with her phi phi
Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball
Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball
Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball
And I don't even call 'em back 'cuz they don't know the homie cold
Long ass trenchcoats on, laughing, sippin' on 40's
I'm sittin' at the bar with a hundred dollar bill
Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball
Doing tricks with her tounge and a cherry like a porno star
I'm peepin' out this freak in the booth in the corner
It's 11:35 and my homies still ain't made it
Hahaa! Now I know, the story is told
I was strapped I coulda bust him, but I didn't do it
I've recieved a page, my love from the phone in the back
The homies is hella late, and now I'm startin' to think
Homegirl that gave me the wink from earlier just bought me a drink
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
We can do a little drinkin', and do a little smoking
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
'Cuz I got too high and I got too drunk
I opted for the walk-away, watch the busta talked away
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball
Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball
Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball
When all of a sudden I start sweatin', my stomach starts bubblin'
Now I'm on the dance floor with baby and, things is gettin' hectic
I take a walk out to the front to get myself some air and
I feel my pager's on my hipbone, who could it be
She's licking in my ear and, now I'm feeling faded
Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball
I got a wink from a pretty brown sugar dressed in black
I mobb back in the club, and kick it at my table
By the funk in the boom and the booty in the room
Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball
The homies is runnin' late so I got some time to kill
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
So mister policeman, you can put your chalk away
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
There's a fool outside drunk and he want to get into it
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
Another double shot of yak and now the room is spinnin'
Now in the back of my own car curled up like a punk
Now I'm mackin' and struttin' and asking, "Baby wassup?"
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
I think I seen her rollin' a noble, nosin' under and moanin'
See if I see the homies, but they still ain't there
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
My name ain't Everlast, but I can still make you jump
Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball
Twenty minutes later and two double shots of yak
I hear earl coming, I think I'm in trouble, I got baby on her titties
The big homey done erected, damn I've been affected
'Cuz I done talked to everybody that I was 'sposed to see
Beer drinkin', beer-beer drinkin', eight ball
