Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man

He seemed so glad to see a woman in the flesh
And I really liked his spirit

He was the ghost of a Texas ladies' man
He was the ghost of a Texas ladies' man, oh yeah

"You don't scare me, you don't scare me," I cried
To whatever it was floating in the air above my bed
"You don't scare me, you don't scare me," I cried
I reached to turn out the light
I didn't think it was exactly where I laid it
To my ectoplasmic lover from the other side

He knew that I'd understand
To my ectoplasmic lover from the other side
"You don't scare me, you don't scare me," I said
He knew that I'd understand
He knew that I'd understand
He wouldn't let me get near it
He was the ghost of a Texas ladies' man
I reached for my towel on the floor