It's about time you started learning
Started learning to come to where the flavor is, flavor is
When you're raised with The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
You are my happy trail
Don't hate me just because I'm beautiful
It's about time you started learning
And you know I hang like a hex on a barn
You'll find that it's really not unusual
It's about time you started learning
Started learning to come to where the flavor is, flavor is
I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
Above and beyond the hole nine yards
And smoked him higher than the highest of the minarets
I'm the Dirty Dozen for the price of one
Grind the guardrail like a nail on a file
Started looking at me like I was Sanskrit
The skies are always sunny in the heart of Flavor Country
'Cause in the great shining path of the great monster trucks
I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
But that's the way the racket goes when rounding up green backs
Get it while it's hot, going, going, going, gone
I fly like a retro-glide buckshot
You are my happy trail
A holy trinity in Flavor Country
Junk bondage racks never cut you slack
The skies are always sunny in the heart of Flavor Country
The skies are always sunny in the heart of Flavor Country
Where the washer's stuffed with money are growing like grass
You are my happy trail
Jesse James couldn't even handle it
You started learning to come to where the flavor is, flavor is
There's no such thing as beginner's luck
And Evel Knievel, like Virgil
And you are my happy trail
Well, I rolled Jesse Helms like a cigarette
Was a gentleman as well as a scholar
