If I could levitate I would sell lots of tickets
I'd be a richer man today if it weren't for physics
Y'all can blame it all on the alcohol
Now I do my drinking from bamboo straws
Winnebago woman, whatcha cookin'?
If you're in the market for green zucchini
There were some other things that I'd rather not recall
Move it on over and give me a slice
Jump into the water
Constantly kicking at tarantulas
And maybe do an interview with Larry King while floating
This is my house and I'll do as I please
Oh yeah, the great outdoors!
Oh yeah, the great outdoors!
Don't sell my belongings
Jump into the water
Remember when I told you that I was a samurai?
Don't sell my belongings
Keel-hauled on the Constellation
I'd be a richer man today if it weren't for physics
Farmers' Almanac got the largest size
If I could levitate I would sell lots of tickets
'Cause you know that I'll be back
Keel-hauled on the Constellation
What was I thinking, move to Baltimore?
What was I thinking, move to Baltimore?
I was thinkin' something before I began
But you ain't got no business criticizing me
But then you done cut off both of my hands
'Cause you know that I'll be back
Move it on over and give me a slice
Well the fact of the matter is, that was a lie
