Peering through the window, to his surprise
"I am Jason, the Freemason, what you're selling, I do not need
So before Simon could bring his crushing blow
Norman says, "Yes we have, here come them Witnesses"
"Reason, won't you put your blue dress on?
Mother Hubbard got me covered like Sarah Lee on her cherry pie"
"I'm opining sailing Simon, is you stupid or is you just high?
Norman says to Simon, "Hey, if there are really aliens
Enter Simon, the super Scientologist
Reason, won't you put your blue jeans on?"
Norman raises his hands, "Oh no, oh no"
Mr. Patrick, orthodox Catholic, is more likely in your league"
"Reason, won't you put your blue dress on?
Quickly thereafter, Choco-Taco delight
Simon says, "Hey, we ain't even finished this"
Now watch you most closely, for here the plot does twist
(And he says)
At that very moment Mr. Softee rings his bells
The Pie Man passes by on his way to the fair
"Oh my Lord, oh my Lord, oh ,my, oh my"
Ding-a-ling ding-a-ling
The door flies open, "Come inside"
At that very moment Mr.Softee rings his bells
I would think that L. Ron Hubbard would have to be one of them"
While reclining on his brand new mountain bike
