Get out, eject
And as one might expect, I've been harassed for years
Escape from the Planet of the Apes, go forth add infinitum
Once I lived there for a thousand days
One man asked me for a dollar, I asked him, "What's it for?"
Or maybe up North, just past Alaska
Billion people harvest on Mars
Some tasty little nuggets of alien technology
Move out west and buy some desert lands
Escape from the prison planet
Escape from the prison planet
By Jove, I think it's started, oh yeah
Oh yeah
Get out, eject
The Men In Black have been bending my ear
Red Rover, Red Rover, Bob Lazar's coming over
Escape from the Planet of the Apes, go forth add infinitum
They were just here today
He said, "I have seen them", I said, "Okay, it's yours"
The story's in the paper, you may read it at your leisure
You know nothing of this if they ask you
Ejector seat ignite
Escape from the prison planet
As a matter of fact
Return the relics to the Elephants, and Atlantis rises
Rebuild the remnants of the obelisk, one mile from the pyramid
Get out, eject
And the town becomes anarchy
Get out, eject
Get out, eject
Parties are crashed, skid marks are measured
Escape from the prison planet
But I escaped them through a secret passageway
Rebuild the remnants of the obelisk, one mile from the pyramid
Billion people harvest on Mars
And as featured on the MTV, the local high school lets out
Escape from the prison planet
I have plans for the future, guess they're futuristic plans
So honey clear the airstrip and light up that stove
Escape from the prison planet
And to the tune of a billion dollars, I supplied to the D.O.E.