Ain't That Just Like a Woman

Ain't that just like a woman?
From our history books

We all learned
Ain't that just like a woman?

Lot took his wife

Ain't that just like a woman?

They was crying for bread
They'll do it every time

No matter what you do
Some hungry cats at the gate
Down to the corner for a malted
Ain't that just like a woman?
With that old apple tree
Marie Antoinette met

Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
While Rome was burned
Boy, did she get salted

You can buy a woman clothes
They'll do it every time
She clipped him all his hair
Ain't that just like a woman?
'Til one night
They'll do it every time
Was on the square
Nero fiddled
She ain't never satisfied
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time
Ain't that just like a woman?
She said, "Let them eat cake"
She wouldn't mind her business
Samson thought Delilah
And give her money on the side
Ain't that just like a woman?

'Til Eve got him messing

Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time
Ain't that just like a woman?