Ohh yeah
In the champagne room
Absolutely, positively, no sex in the champagne room
If she tells you she's 26, and looks 26, she's damn near 40
Is too hungry, to be funny
There ain't no sex
You are not his girlfriend
No no no
And you haven't met any of his friends
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing
And someone steps on your foot, let it slide
Why spend the next twenty years in jail
No sex in the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
In the champagne room
Said no, no
Can't get none
She'll probably suck your dick
Sure it feels safe inside, but what about
There is no sex
Said no sex in the champagne room
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12
But you don't want champagne, you want sex
'Cause someone smudged your Puma?
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin'
Leo, you're gonna die
He hasn't been homeless that long
No matter what a stripper tells you
Capricorn, you're gonna die
If you've been dating a man for four months
There's no sex in the champagne room
In the champagne room}
If a homeless person, has a funny sign
Said Chris said.
No matter what a stripper says
No sex in the champagne room
No one goes to hooters for wings
And there's no sex
Remember this one thing
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He'll probably suck your dick
Cornbread, ain't nuttin' wrong with that
Take off that silly-ass hat
No sex in the champagne room
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
{Oh there's champagne in the champagne room
Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Aquarius, you're gonna die
Can't get none
All those niggaz waitin' outside with guns?
No no no
If a girl has a pierced tongue
No sex in the champagne room
None
They know you ain't got one
There's no sex in the champagne room
Said there's absolutely, positively
If a guy has a pierced tongue
No no sex in the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
Gemini, you're gonna die twice
Scorpio, you're gonna die fucking
The O.D.B. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
Said no
No sex in the champagne room
In the champagne room
Coolio did some of that shit
Some of the things I've said may offend you
No sex in the champagne room
A real homeless person
Can't have none
Here's a horoscope for everyone
No sex in the champagne room
Young black men, if you go to a movie theater
