Said no
Leo, you're gonna die
No sex in the champagne room
No matter what a stripper tells you
If a girl has a pierced tongue
Ohh yeah
In the champagne room
If a guy has a pierced tongue
Capricorn, you're gonna die
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin'
You are not his girlfriend
If you've been dating a man for four months
They know you ain't got one
But you don't want champagne, you want sex
No sex in the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
In the champagne room
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing
No sex in the champagne room
No no sex in the champagne room
'Cause someone smudged your Puma?
Aquarius, you're gonna die
Gemini, you're gonna die twice
There is no sex
And you haven't met any of his friends
A real homeless person
No no no
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Cornbread, ain't nuttin' wrong with that
No matter what a stripper says
Scorpio, you're gonna die fucking
If she tells you she's 26, and looks 26, she's damn near 40
Can't have none
There ain't no sex
Some of the things I've said may offend you
No sex in the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
Young black men, if you go to a movie theater
All those niggaz waitin' outside with guns?
Here's a horoscope for everyone
Sure it feels safe inside, but what about
No sex in the champagne room
In the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
Can't get none
Absolutely, positively, no sex in the champagne room
Remember this one thing
No sex in the champagne room
He hasn't been homeless that long
There's no sex in the champagne room
No one goes to hooters for wings
Take off that silly-ass hat
If a homeless person, has a funny sign
The O.D.B. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12
No no no
Coolio did some of that shit
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Can't get none
And there's no sex
Said no, no
Said no sex in the champagne room
She'll probably suck your dick
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
There's no sex in the champagne room
He'll probably suck your dick
Why spend the next twenty years in jail
No sex in the champagne room
None
{Oh there's champagne in the champagne room
Said there's absolutely, positively
Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Said Chris said.
Is too hungry, to be funny
And someone steps on your foot, let it slide
