About Monica Lewinsky but Monica could you tell us one thing
That would make him acheive orgasm?}
{Monica, you appear to be having sex with everybody
{Now now that we're on it, how come you never had sex with Al Gore?}
Now Monica, who were your role models}
The motherfucker never ate my pussy
What was the one thing that you would say to the President
Now Monica, you and the President had a lot of phone sex
Got buffoons eatin my pussy while I watch cartoons
I used to be scared of the dick now I throw lips to the shit
I got no patience for little dick tastin
I made my intro, gettin fucked in the Pinto
{Now Monica, do you have any regrets
With Monica Lewinsky would be like?}
Poon-poon nanny-nanny, punanni danni
Stack the G's up, keeps the knees up
{So are you saying you had an affair with Vernon Jordan too?}
Make you wiggle, then giggle just a little
{Hmm, sounds like fun
He be lookin fruity, but you still can eat the booty
Could you tell us what a quiet evening
{What about Ken Starr?}
Now Mr. President, before we go
{Now Vernon Jordan helped you get a job
Get the fuck out of here
It's on nigga what? Pussy greased up
Handle it like a real bitch
Zsa Zsa Gabor, Demi Moore, Prince Diane and all them rich bitches
{Hey, here's the President right now, Bill Clinton
Did the president have any nicknames for you?}
That people would be surprised to know about you?}
How do the interns treat you?}
What's the first thing you said when you met Vernon Jordan?}
They be suckin blackberry molasses out my asses
Is there anything you'd like to say to Monica Lewinsky?}
{Very interesting!
Before you nut, I'm a dribble down your buttcheek
Now Monica, there seems to be a lot of demands on your time
{Now in the transcript, you refer to the President as butthead
{Bitch, shut the fuck up
Somethin' I wanted, but I never was pushy
About your relationship with the President?}
{Ahh, cute!
