Good luck gettin’ this
All my ships sailing relations have finally found
(How's he looking in your frilly bonnet with the diamond on it?)
We love you now, then stab you
Yes, I know how to be quiet, just one more thing
‘Bout two great friends
(He put your name on the ballot, thought you should run)
Yours truly and you
Pleasing people, is so predictable
I made you something
How many times I obsess, and am making a mess
Would you take care of my pet parrot and feed him these?
He speaks less than me
How am I lookin’ in your frilly bonnet with the diamond on it
I put your name on the ballot 'cause you should run
Though you don't want to
Failing to impress you in all that I can't
How I try to relate with my shipmates
I'm a people magnet
Pleasing people, is so predictable
Failing to impress you in all that I can't do
(You speak so much about his casket, his body basket)
Who do not have a clue
We'll grant one more social clue, the landfill shall be home to you
When I wear your jacket
Did I do something wrong?
I been called the wet blanket
We'll grant just one social skill, share a gesture of goodwill
I guess I better go
By cranks who I out rank with no thanks
(He thinks he knows how to be quiet, made you something)
(Did he step on your trumpet or did he lump?)
Then I just start blurting out the first thing on my mind
I wrote for you a lovely sonnet
Be just who you're made to be
You speak so much about my casket, my body basket
Who I am made out to be, me and free of
We love you now, then stab you
(Would you take care of his pet parrot and kill him please?)
How many times I obsess, and am making a mess
