We did the pink, the Pink Elephant
I'd rather stay bent
I'd rather stay bent
Yeah yeah, I'd rather stay bent
I'd rather stay bent
But that's the way they sucker me to my final dissolve
Sleazy P. Martini ran the pink elephant
Blinded by the sauce you know
Blinded by the sauce you know
With hot-pink curtains where the sloe gin decants
I'd never pass the bar unless I thought it was wet
I'd rather stay, I'd rather stay, I'd rather stay
Would for sure get you in to see the Cherry Poppin' Daddies play
I do the pink, the Pink Elephant
My mouth is like a circus but I'm always in debt
Blinded by the sauce you know
The lampshades were zebra skin
He did the pink, the Pink Elephant
Blinded by the sauce you know
I'd rather stay bent
Blinded by the sauce you know
I do the pink, the Pink Elephant
I do the pink, the Pink Elephant
He eats boot black rotted on a piece of white bread
I'd rather stay, rather stay bent
A shave and a haircut, knock knock
Blinded by the sauce you know
The Lysol and the Listerine, it went to his head
But when they're set'em up I'm drinkin'em down
We do the pink, the Pink Elephant
