The bonds of matrimony in the sweetest prose
Well, the Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car line
But you're the Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car line
Say dong
He could not restrain himself when he saw a nice caboose
Of the pleasures the Mormons in Utah know
He reaped a little more than he could sow
(Ding)
(Ding)
The ladies got together and decided they'd been had
Lonely women flocked to him and he loved them all
We've got to give you credit we was happy for a time
That Ding-Dong Daddy he did sixteen women wrong
The Ding-Dong Daddy had a sensual soul
A train went in the tunnel in the dark he proposed
(Dong)
This ain't Salt Lake and you ain't Don Juan man
Say ding
Had a thing for the ladies for which he did time
Say dong
(Dong)
Say ding
