Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Carved my name into his leather seat
Her some fruity little drink
Showing her how to shoot a combo
Right now, he's probably buying
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Carved my name into his leather seat
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Right now, he's probably up behind her
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
And he don't know
That I dug my key into the side
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I dug my key into the side
Oh, before he cheats
With a pool stick
Right now, she's probably up singing some
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
No, not on me
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars
And she's probably getting frisky
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Worth of that bathroom Polo
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey
'Cause I dug my key into the side
Oh and he don't know
Carved my name into his leather seat
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
