Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
No, not on me
I dug my key into the side
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Carved my name into his leather seat
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Her some fruity little drink
Right now, he's probably up behind her
Carved my name into his leather seat
Oh and he don't know
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey
Oh, before he cheats
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Right now, she's probably up singing some
Carved my name into his leather seat
And he don't know
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And she's probably getting frisky
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, he's probably buying
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
'Cause I dug my key into the side
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Worth of that bathroom Polo
With a pool stick
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars
'Cause the next time that he cheats
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats