It wasn't that long ago
Let's get it on with your big bad self
I see him now walking toward me
Computer man crashes
You got a living, breathing human being
While he's rub, rub, rubbing my stomach, baby
Now, he tries this experiment
That big dumb guy is here at last
But wait, I hear big footsteps
I don't want to have to go into
And he doesn't even know it's
Politically incorrect
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
On the telephone
Thud, thumping out of the past
That big dumb guy is here, he's here
In fact, he's brought his
Sure enough, that big dumb guy is here at last
Big, big, big, big, big, big dumb guy
Maybe you can remember
That big dumb guy is here at last
Get it on, babe, get it on, babe
And I kick away the mouse pad, baby
He promise a freebee
And watch the sunset with someone like you
But he's such a pokey little guy
Big raccoon coat with him
When you dialed a number
But he can't do it, can he?
I don't want to see that pinwheel go 'round
Oh, ha, smartest guy, I ever knew, yeah
Kiss me, kiss me, now, it feels so good
Amazon, eBay, Oracle, he say
Every time I try to open any window
That big dumb guy is here at last, big papa bear
Thud, thumbing out of the past
Wait, I hear big footsteps
He tries patting his forehead
He's so humpty dumpty, baby
That big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here at last
Don't want nothing to do
That big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here at last
Though he knows it's so low-tech
I want to look up at the sky
Cyberman lights up but mostly he floppy
Get it on, babe, get it on, babe
And around and around
Thud, thumbing out of the past
Wait, I hear big footsteps
Those chat rooms anymore
But just study the skin on your face
No, no, he can't do that at all
