Hey Joe, come on let's be buddy-duddy
She's the cutest girl I've ever seen
Show me you're my palsy-walsy
Now listen Joe, I ain't no heel
Introduce that pretty little chick to me
Eyes that look so lovey-dovey
I'll tell you face to face I mean to steal her from you
This is where our friendship ends
This looks like the end, my friend
Lips as red as cherry-berry wine
Let me at her, what's the matter
I'm warning you I'm gonna try to steal her from you
Now come on Joe, let's make a deal
You're as slow as any Joe can be
Hey Joe, now we'll be friends till the end
I gotta have that dolly for my own
Hey Joe, she's got skin that's creamy-dreamy
How'd you rate that dish I wish was mine?
Let me dance with her to see if she is real
Hey Joe, quit that waiting, hesitating
Hey Joe, though we've been the best of friends
She's a honey, she's a sugar-pie
But old buddy let me tell you how I feel
