We are building a religion
It is useless to resist it
A limited edition
The wacky morning DJ
That the airplane leaves behind
The double wide shine
But you better come with cash
He's serving the food
And tomorrow today
He can show you his tattoos
And the fluffy white lines
We can send a car to find you
Some people drink Coke
Now do you believe
In the one big song
You can dress up like a sultan
Says democracy's a joke
He is calling me, "Dude!"
He knows about your party
By fastening your safety belts
He is now accepting callers
He is grooming his poodle
He is calling you, "Dude!"
You can meet at his location
We are building a religion
He is in the music business
We are building it bigger
He is handling the money
On the boot heels of your prime
Who would like to sing along
We are now accepting callers
We are building a religion
He's now accepting callers
Doesn't matter if you're skinny
Doesn't matter if you're fat
On the boot heels of your prime
He is serving the food
To resist it is useless
We're behind you
He says now do you believe
If you ever lose your mind
Some people drink Pepsi
Do you believe
We're the only ones to turn to
If you ever lose your way
In the one true edge
He is living comfort eagle
There's no need to ask directions
His cigarette is burning
When your castles turn to sand
Are drifting right in front
But he never seems to ash
Mr. Corporate events
For these pendant key chains
Now today is tomorrow
And stepping towards the ledge
Of cardboard shanties and tents
A limited edition
The double wide shine
He says, do you believe
In the one big sign
And adding more lanes
We are making a brand
He is calling you, "Dude!"
Take a bite of this apple
He is handling the money
And yesterday is weaving in and out
Take a walk through the jungle
In your onion head hat
We're behind you
Now his hat is on backwards
We are now accepting callers
And let us please remind you
In the one big sign
We are widening the corridors
We are building a religion
Of the waning of the moon
