Everybody Eats When They Come to My House

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[Incomprehensible] for Franky
Everybody eats when they come to my house

Pastafazoola, Talullah
You better eat if it kills ya
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Don't try me coax me, you moax you
You get the cherry, Jerry

Mendel, Irvy, Mandrake, Tony, Dora, Johny
Have an hors-d'oeuvre-y, Irvy
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Stand in kitchen alone, work my fingers to the bone
Hopin' this good food will fills ya
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Give with the gravy, Davy
Pass me a pancake, Mandrake
Look in the fendel, Mendel
All of my friends are welcome
Barney, Bobby, Franky, Jerry, Mickey, Tony
Do have a bagel, Fagel
You better eat if it chokes you

This is a party, Marty
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Everybody eats when they come to my house
I'll fix your favorite dishes

Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares?

Chile con carne for Barney
Almost catch with their feet under my table

Don't be so bashful, Nashville
Everybody eats when they come to my house
They eat just as much as they're able
Everybody eats when they come to my house

Now don't be so picky, Micky
Have some baloney, Tony
Here's cacciatore, Dorie
Have a tomato, Plato