Everybody Eats When They Come to My House

Look in the fendel, Mendel
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Give with the gravy, Davy
Everybody eats when they come to my house

Have an hors-d'oeuvre-y, Irvy
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares?
This is a party, Marty
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Stand in kitchen alone, work my fingers to the bone
[Incomprehensible]

Don't be so bashful, Nashville
[Incomprehensible]
Don't try me coax me, you moax you

Have some baloney, Tony
Mendel, Irvy, Mandrake, Tony, Dora, Johny
You better eat if it kills ya
Pass me a pancake, Mandrake
Do have a bagel, Fagel

Almost catch with their feet under my table
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Here's cacciatore, Dorie
Pastafazoola, Talullah
Chile con carne for Barney

All of my friends are welcome
You get the cherry, Jerry
Barney, Bobby, Franky, Jerry, Mickey, Tony
I'll fix your favorite dishes
[Incomprehensible] for Franky
You better eat if it chokes you

Now don't be so picky, Micky

Have a tomato, Plato
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Hopin' this good food will fills ya
They eat just as much as they're able