You better keep her, I think it's cheaper
Some judge who thinks he's funny
What's this I hear, can't you guess? No
She feels neglected and he's suspected, that's right
Maybe, that is why I see the funny side
He says, he's busy, yeah but she says, is he?
Who can blame him? He answers twice
For makin' whoopee
For makin' whoopee
But don't forget folks, that's what you get folks
When I see somebody's brother take a bride
Picture a little love nest, I got you
Another season, another reason
He doesn't phone nor even write, I forgot the number
He says, "Now judge, what if I fail?"
Says, you pay six to her
Another year, what, or maybe less
He's so ambitious, not really, he even sews, 2003 babe
Weddings make a lot of people sad
The groom is nervous
He's washing dishes and baby clothes, he should
Than makin' whoopee
Think, what a year can bring, I'm with you
Yeah, five hundred thousand per, who told ya that?
He doesn't make much money
Of makin' whoopee
It's really killin', but he's so willin' to make whoopee
He's makin' whoopee
Another sunny honeymoon
Another bride, another June
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
But if you're not the one, they're not so bad
Picture that same sweet love nest
Yeah, don't forget, folks
She sits alone 'most every night
Down where the roses cling, it's very romantic
That's what you get, folks
Judge says, "Bud, right into jail" Whoops
