So, if you meet me, have some courtesy
Made damn sure that Pilate
Have some sympathy and some taste
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Just as every cop is a criminal
Stole many a man's soul and fate
I rode a tank, held a general's rank
I stuck around St. Petersburg
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedy's?"
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
I watched with glee while your kings and queens
Anastasia screamed in vain
When the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank
When I saw it was time for a change
I was around when Jesus Christ
And all you sinners saints
Or I'll lay your soul to waste
When after all, it was you and me
I'm a man of wealth and taste
Use all your well learned politesse
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
Fought for ten decades for the gods they made
As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Hey, pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
I killed the Czar and his ministers
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
I've been around for a long, long year
And I laid traps for troubadours
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
Had His moment of doubt and pain
Let me please introduce myself
