So here I stand expressionless
Despite its predictable ending
That it makes my stomach hurt so bad, I cried
The saddest song we ever heard
To lay some worth on every word
But the actors did their best
The dialog seemed rushed and wrong
We sang along, we sang it
Like coffins dropped into the earth
So two thumbs up we give this one
But my memory's intact
A comedy so dry and black
I guess the past is good for a laugh