Ooh, la la la, ooh, la la la
It's a lose, lose situation till the day you die
Weighing out what would be more painful
Ooh, la la la, ooh, la la la
I think back to that drunken stranger
You can never win with women, it's pointless tryin' to try
You can never win with women, it's pointless tryin' to try
It's a lose, lose situation till the day you die
And end up in a bar
Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?
Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?
It's a lose, lose situation till the day you die
"Ya made ya bed, so lie in it"
She'll be crying to the mother-in-law
It's a lose, lose situation for a shitty little crime
Who's got a broken heart
Everybody knows the score
I might get a lay
Then we make up
You can never win with women, it's pointless tryin' to try
She'll be quiet when you're dead
And I'll be sleeping out with the dog
And I'll clean the house in the hope that
And something that he said
Listen to something ironic
Staying with your man or going back to her
Get an earful of shit from a stranger
It's a lose, lose situation for a shitty little crime
Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?
It's a lose, lose situation for a shitty little crime
Ooh, la la la, ooh, la la la
Must give inter-flora a call, a call, a call, a call
I'll be walking on egg shells for a day