I never dreamed she'd get home so dang early
I can't believe they call this thing a mattress
Instead of tellin' her the whole staff
Out on our back porch
Sleepin' on the foldout
I should have known better than to lie
Why did I do what I did
But it's too late and so tonight I'm
I should have known better than to lie
But it's too late and so tonight I'm
Sleepin' on the foldout
Sleepin' on the foldout sofa-bed
Why did I do what I did
I should have known better than to lie
Thanks to me and my big mouth
She wanted me to go and see her family
But it's too late and so tonight I'm
Thanks to me and my big mouth
Lookin' back I should have just been honest
Sleepin' on the foldout sofa-bed
Sleepin' on the foldout sofa-bed
But I told her that I had to work
It's 2 a.m. and I'm wide awake
Spent the day out on the lake
And she caught me cleanin' fish
And now I'm
Why did I do what I did
And now I'm
