You Need a Man Around Here

To me it's painfully clear
You've been alone too long

I haven't been in a room this clean

Change the channel and drink the beer
Someone to kill the spiders
A man around here
Someone to kill the spiders

Since they took my appendix out
Well you've gotta be kidding me
Someone to kill the spiders

You need a man around here
But I can tell by your decorating taste

You can't do it all by yourself
Seems to me that you sure need
That fancy mirror adds a touch of class
A man around here
To me it's painfully clear
Do you know how good a mounted bass

That you could use a little help
Oh baby, there ain't no doubt
Don't tell me that thing is your TV

My laptop's got a bigger screen
You need a man around here
A man around here
Seems to me that you sure need
You've got more candles than a midnight mass
You can't do it all by yourself
Change the channel and drink the beer
I don't see a Maxim or Field and Stream
Seems to me that you sure need
That you could use a little help

Thumbing through your stack of magazines
Yeah, it seems to me that you sure need
Would look there on that wall?
And by the way, you're out of beer