That woman sure chaps my, ask her out then
Oh, there were mountains in the way
And I said, "Cowgirl, how would you like a little cowpoke?"
To see two huge 38s pointed right at his face
The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night
So they walked into the saloon and asked for Miss Kitty
Jimmy, you can't say that
Out the window, I couldn't see it till then George
Here we go, ooh yeah, need a little buckaroo?
Louder, Bill, it's more effective
They dropped the money they owed her and she bent over to pick it up
So the Kung Poo Buck, Kung Poo
You guys are gonna get in trouble for this
In your dreams short barrel
Or she may not
I think he's got a little thing for her, George
It's not that little
So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset
Smith and Wesson revolvers
All right, Jimmy, let's get serious now
I think he's got a little thing for her, George
And, oh, that moon was beautiful, now Jimmy, you can't say that
She's aiming them right at us, everybody duck
Not you, Jimmy, you stand up normal
A former love and a woman of questionable repute
And the littlest cowboy turned around
Cornography
I hope they're not recordin' this, yeah, ah
That was worth a three or four, Bill
Cornography
So I suggested the establishment of Miss Kitty May
So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited
She's aiming them right at us
Cornography
Tune in next time for more action and romance
Softer, George, it's more effective
And just then, they heard a voice saying
"Hi, boys, you lookin' for these"
But when I look at a woman that beautiful, it's hard
Jimmy, what, it's very difficult
The continuing adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos
Bum chicka bow wow, oh my God
What? She had huge guns
Oh boy, were they loaded, oh brother
