We all commit a little bit of perjury
That's somethin' that you have to get use to
'Cause that's love you'll see
It doesn't matter if it tastes just like bad gravy on a Goodyear tire
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
And then you go on and on about how great it was
We all commit a little bit of perjury
Alright so you bend the truth
Well, it's the very same thing that she does for you
You bite the bullet and you clean your plate
Alright so she bends the truth
Aw, but honey it'll make you look twice as tough"
Your bummin' out, so she says
'Cause that's love you'll see
That's not a lie, that's love
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
If you ask me, that's love
That's somethin' that you're both gonna do
'Cause that's love you'll see
We all commit a little bit of perjury
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Ah, but that's no crime
If you ask me, that's love
You say, "I like it when your momma comes to visit us"
You're starin' at a burnt steak
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
And every time she runs, her fingers through your hair
And she says, "She kinda likes the way there's not as much of it there"
But that's no crime
When she doesn't bring up the fifteen pounds you need to lose
That's not a lie, that's love
"There is something kinda sexy about a bald head
Alright so you bend the truth
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
And if she cooks all day, you better eat it with a smile
That's somethin' that you'll have to get use to
