But online I live in Malibu
And I love a good glass of wine
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Yeah, I'll see ya online
It turns girls on that I知 mysterious
I知 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Yeah, I知 cooler online
Yeah, I知 so much cooler online
I知 so much cooler online
It痴 hard to get a date, let alone a real girlfriend
But there's a whole 創other me
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
'Cause online, I'm out in Hollywood
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
I'm 6 foot 5, and I look damn good
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
And I've never been to second base
I'm a sci-fi fanatic, a mild asthmatic
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I still live with my mom and dad
Chat with two women at one time
And I head down to my basement bedroom
When you got my kind of stats
Every time I login
I知 so much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom
I drive a Maserati, I'm a black-belt in karate
I'm single and I'm rich
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
And she fixes me a snack
Yeah, I知 cooler online
I知 so much cooler online
In real life the only time
And fire up my Mac
'Cause even on a slow day, I can have a three way
I posed for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I致e ever even been to L.A.
'Cause even on a slow day, I can have a three way
It turns girls on that I知 mysterious
Online, I知 out in Hollywood
Chat with two women at one time
That you need to see, go check out MySpace
So much cooler online
Yeah, I知 cooler online
Hey, I知 cooler online