Online

But online I live in Malibu
And I love a good glass of wine
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Yeah, I'll see ya online
It turns girls on that I�m mysterious

I�m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Yeah, I�m cooler online
Yeah, I�m so much cooler online
I�m so much cooler online
It�s hard to get a date, let alone a real girlfriend
But there's a whole �nother me
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind

'Cause online, I'm out in Hollywood
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
I'm 6 foot 5, and I look damn good
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
And I've never been to second base
I'm a sci-fi fanatic, a mild asthmatic

Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I still live with my mom and dad
Chat with two women at one time

And I head down to my basement bedroom
When you got my kind of stats
Every time I login
I�m so much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom
I drive a Maserati, I'm a black-belt in karate

I'm single and I'm rich
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
And she fixes me a snack

Yeah, I�m cooler online
I�m so much cooler online
In real life the only time
And fire up my Mac
'Cause even on a slow day, I can have a three way
I posed for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I�ve ever even been to L.A.
'Cause even on a slow day, I can have a three way

It turns girls on that I�m mysterious
Online, I�m out in Hollywood
Chat with two women at one time
That you need to see, go check out MySpace
So much cooler online
Yeah, I�m cooler online
Hey, I�m cooler online