(Chris Farley, Bill Murray in Stripes)
Turn on the cameras, someone cue the extras
And in the sequel, honey
Who gets the girl
So when you walk down that red carpet
'Bout a guy with a broken heart
Who's falling apart
Steven Spielberg's calling
(Headed for the cutting room floor)
Of another stupid movie
You're the next big star
Give me Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell
Of another stupid movie
You're the next big star
You're the next big star
I'm the guy that gets the girl
But he sucked as Batman
Who gets the girl
And in the sequel, honey
(I'd much rather shut up and smile)
I'm the guy that gets the girl
Of another dumb movie
More 'Caddyshack' than 'Breakfast At Tiffany's'
(Adam Sandler, Will Ferrel, Belushi and Akroid)
No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny, whatever
You're headed for the cutting room floor
All apologies to Kevin Costner
'Bout a guy with a broken heart
I'm the guy that gets the girl
Who's falling apart
Who gets the girl
(The cast of Hollywood Knights)
Who gets the girl
I'm falling apart
It's your big shot, baby
(Headed for the cutting room floor)
Who gets the girl
More slapstick than chick-flick
And he's sending a car
You're headed for the cutting room floor
I hope you trip and fall
You're headed for the cutting room floor
I'm the guy that gets the girl
Because the big screen's calling
'Bout a guy with a broken heart
What about 'Top Gun'?
(Terms Of Endearment, I didn't get it)
Final casting call
'Top Secret' was funny too
I hope someone squirts you with a water gun
So if you miss my movie, get the DVD
It's your big shot, baby
Hair and makeup, to the set
(Headed for the cutting room floor)
Who's falling apart
(Adam Sandler, Will Ferrel, Belushi and Akroid)
For a lifetime of contribution
I'm the guy who gets the girl
(Eddie Murphy 'til 90, Chris Rock and John Candy)
(The cast of Hollywood Knights)
(Are more my style)
You're the next big star
I'm the guy that gets the girl
Who gets the girl
Check out the chemistry between you and me
(Mike Myers, Jim Carry and the Farelly Brothers)
Less 'Raising Arizona'
It's your big shot, baby
Who gets the girl
It's your big shot, baby
'Bout a guy with a broken heart
And that chick from 'Monster'
Belushi and even Val Kilmer
So, thank me at the podium
I'm the guy that gets the girl
He was funny in 'Real Genius'
I'm the guy who gets the girl
More 'Steel Magnolias'
Final casting call
(Chris Farley, Bill Murray in Stripes)
And in the sequel, honey
Because the big screen's calling
Of another stupid movie
(Eddie Murphy 'til 90, Chris Rock and John Candy)
I'm the guy who gets the girl
Because the big screen's calling
Final casting call
A super soaker filled with pee
