Guess that makes me the luckiest loser
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb
A 'Lethal Weapon' when you take her home
We saw Bon Jovi, we sat in the front row
And did I mention that you both suck.com?
That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion
Did you fall in love
We stole your brother's beer
Like Celebrity Golf with Alice Cooper
('Cause she's ticking like a time bomb)
To meet your mother
Now you're stuck with her
Like number two on a pooper scooper
I met her at a kegger, passed out in the yard
I guess that makes me the luckiest loser
(I know you know she used to be my girl)
Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar
Or did you just wanna get some?
Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar
Luckiest loser
Getting in her pants wasn't really that hard
I know you know she used to be my girl
That was rad
That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion
Back seat of my car
Or did you just wanna get some?
You better run for cover
You better run for cover
Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
(You better run for cover)
You showed me Playboy for the very first time
That was rad
Now your stuck with her
Now she's stuck with you
Luckiest loser
And he didn't know
Did you fall in love
You better run for cover
I really think she might worship Satan
Did you fall in love
Now life goes on, yeah
She's got a glow from her spray on tan
That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb
I know you know she used to be my girl
Those days are over
I guess that makes me the luckiest loser
6 months later, she crashed my car
She was a superstar
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
You deserve each other
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb
Luckiest loser
Marilyn Manson is her favorite band
(That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion)
And did I mention that you both suck.com
I pierced your ear right before the show
Or did you just wanna get some?
And did I mention that you both suck.com?
Not a band
I know you know she used to be my girl
Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo
