You'll never guess what Jessica did
And you don't have the right friends
And you don't have the right friends
The whole damned world is just as obsessed
Is climbing up that social ladder
Doesn't matter if you're sixty or thirty-five
High school never ends
And I still have the same three friends
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
Who's in the club and who's on the drugs
So superficial, so immature
And how did Mary-Kate lose all that weight?
Who's throwing up before they digest
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
And the only thing that matters
This is the same as where I just came from
High school never ends
And you still listen to the same shit you did back then
Nothing changes but the faces, the names and the trends
I thought it was over, oh, that's just great
And then when you graduate
You take a look around and you say, "Hey, wait!"
And you still don't have the right look
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
The whole damned world is just as obsessed
High school never ends
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
High school never ends
Bill Gates, captain of the chess team
Reese Witherspoon, she's the prom queen
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
And Katie had a baby, so I guess Tom's straight
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
Check out the popular kids
Seen it all before, I want my money back!
And I still don't have the right look
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then
All the total dicks, all the stuck-up chicks
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Jack Black, a clown, Brad Pitt, the quarterback
The whole damned world is just as obsessed
High school never ends
High school never ends
And you still don't have the right look
