Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
Reese Witherspoon, she's the prom queen
You'll never guess what Jessica did
And Katie had a baby, so I guess Tom's straight
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
High school never ends
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
And you still don't have the right look
High school never ends
Check out the popular kids
And you still don't have the right look
Who's throwing up before they digest
Doesn't matter if you're sixty or thirty-five
And then when you graduate
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then
This is the same as where I just came from
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
Seen it all before, I want my money back!
The whole damned world is just as obsessed
And how did Mary-Kate lose all that weight?
And I still have the same three friends
And you still listen to the same shit you did back then
All the total dicks, all the stuck-up chicks
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
And you don't have the right friends
Who's in the club and who's on the drugs
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
High school never ends
And the only thing that matters
So superficial, so immature
I thought it was over, oh, that's just great
Nothing changes but the faces, the names and the trends
High school never ends
High school never ends
Jack Black, a clown, Brad Pitt, the quarterback
And I still don't have the right look
Is climbing up that social ladder
And you don't have the right friends
You take a look around and you say, "Hey, wait!"
The whole damned world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Bill Gates, captain of the chess team
The whole damned world is just as obsessed
High school never ends