I just want all my CD's back
Who needs friends?
And my girlfriend says you're really sweet
With friends like you
With friends like you
And now it's out of style
With friends like you
With friends like you
It made me wanna cry
When you lost all my money on the Superbowl
With friends like you
With friends like you
And I warned you that that incense burner
To fix me up with a girl from work
With friends like you
You never gave me back my leather jacket
Or drag you through the mud
Would set my house on fire
We like The Queers, we like beers
Who needs friends?
Had a lawyer for a dad
With friends like you
And now it's over, yeah
With friends like you
When you set my house on fire
Stuck with Van Halen halfway through the Sammy years
With friends like you
Now I'm not gonna to beat you up
And now it's out of style
We haven't liked them for 12 years
Who needs friends?
With friends like you
Who needs friends?
Who needs friends?
When the pending file sharing suit goes down
You never gave me back my leather jacket
He got us mixed up and sued my ass
That used to be a guy
Who needs friends?
What the hell is going on?
Like when the guy punched you in Reno
Who needs friends?
Who needs friends?
And now the dog is gone
In the cases with the artwork still intact
Man, that was really cool of you
And I'm not gonna beat you up
I should have beat you with your Birkenstock
Or drag you through the mud
You know ya left the back door open
And now the cat is gone
Who needs friends?
And why'd you need the whole Metallica catalog anyway?
And my girlfriend says you're really sweet
With friends like you
You know ya left the window open
What the fuck is going on?
